juliyeahh:

My heart just grew three sizes.

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Causes of World War I

  • Austria: Oi Serbia one of your lot killed our heir to the throne, now we gonna declare war on yo ass.
  • Serbia: Bitch please if you lay a finger on me my huge mate Russia will fuck you up.
  • Russia: Austria, get the fuck off Serbia. Now.
  • Germany: Who the fuck you think you are Russia, starting on Austria like that, huh?
  • France: Ooh a fight! Germany, you motherless fuck, if you attack Russia we're going to have to fuck you up big time.
  • Germany: Fuck you France, we're going to invade you but to get there we'll go through Belgium 'cos it's a neutral country and no-one will care, certainly not the British, lol
  • Britain: Germany, you get the fuck outta Belgium. Right. Now!
  • Germany: Make me bitches

5/27/2012 (6:15pm) 7,153 notes

iamsuperbat:

offmytitsonhappiness:

Can we just stop and appreciate Nicki Minaj’s face for a moment. She looks genuinely very concerned for Josh here, like she thinks he was actually in an arena full of kids trying to kill him, and is confused as to why no one else finds this as shocking as she does.

What do you expect? People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

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juliyeahh:

My favorite three. Like, actually

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